One of the little benefits of being the author of a blog, as distinct from being a reader, is that you can see how many people have looked at your blog and the search words that brought them to your page. Reader, you are one of a very select group, let me reassure you.
I was amused to see that one of the searches yesterday was “horny mothers in Melbourne”. What induced them to come to me for THAT????? Much to my amusement, they were directed to my posting on taking my cracked and horny heels for a pedicure as a Mother’s Day present- yep, horny, Mothers, Melbourne- that would do it!